FAT GIRL (ちょっと太めのあの娘)／Steel Panther 歌詞

歌：Steel Panther

作詞：LEXXI FOXX

作曲：SATCHEL

I saw her drinking beer
Eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Craigs
She had b★★bs like watermelons
And breath like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cuz you're looking at me
Like I'm a side of fries
I wanna take your chubby ★ss
Back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy
All over your face yeah!!!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

Fat girl
She's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

I wanna prove to you
My feelings are for real
So I'm gonna buy you
A million happy meals
I want a chunk of that body
If you'll only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage
Into that double chin yeah!!!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

Fat girl
Is riding my j★ck again
Fat girl
Is snacking on my c★ck again
Ouch! Don't bite!

My friends keep telling me
I must be going blind
Cuz you got cottage cheese
All over your behind
And even though some people
Point and laugh at us
You can kick their ★ss because
You're bigger than a bus!

Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin?

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

Fat girl
Put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl
You're really really tons of fun!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!

Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh
Thar she blows!